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A Persian grandma just came from Iran and wanted to become a citizen in the United States
She took her grandson with her to take her citizenship exam
The immigration officer told the Persian woman that he had to ask 4 simple questions about America and if she answer them correctly, she would become a citizen
She said, “OK, but I no speak English, I bringing my grandson”
the man said,” OK, so he will translate
Now for your first question
What is the capital of America –
The Iranian woman’s grandson told her: “esme shahri ke alan toosh hastim chiye”
” Washington” said the grandma
The was correct, now for question number-
When is Independence Day for American –
The grandson said: “Newman Marcos key haraj dare”
” July fourth” the grandma said
Correct, now for question number 3
who ran for president this year but lost-
The grandson told his grandmother: “oon martike mo’tad ke ba dokhtaret aroosi kard koja bere”-
” Too goooooor” wow wonderful, now for your final question
who is the president of United States now-
The grandson translate: “az chiye joorabaye pedarbozorg badet miad”
” Booooosh” grandma answered
She is a US citizen now
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